We post phony adult personal ads - the more bizarre, the better - just to see what kinds of strange people are out there. Twisted? Most definitely.
posted by Evil Twin at 6:12 PM
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My last boyfriend had this thing for white athletic socks. He would have me give him a handjob with a sock filled with lube. It was kind of kinky, but I think I might like it. I'm single now so I'm ready to start exploring this with other guys. I haven't had very many boyfriends so I don't know if this is normal or not. I really don't care. There has to be someone else out there who's into it. Please reply with a picture, preferably one in which you are wearing a sock on your penis. Thanks, Jen.
you could just suck my cock, i would like that much better plus
I don't have any socks that fit my cock.You could always try one of those ankle socks.
posted by Evil Twin at 12:46 AM
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Well, the title says I'm looking for a one of a kind guy. You have no idea how one of a kind... Before I totally scare you off let me say that I'm a very sweet and honest girl. Ok, here it goes. I have a fetish. An unusual fetish. I like to wear diapers. I don't need them or anything. I just like the feeling. I do sometimes use them. Like if I'm sitting in a movie theater or something and I have to pee and the movie is really good. I don't expect you to clean me (if you do want to that is a huge A+ bonus for you). Most of the time you won't even know I'm wearing it. It would be great if I could either meet a guy who shares this fetish or is ok with dating a girl who wears diapers. Let's see... more about me... I love going to the movies, the beach, dancing and just about anything that involves friends. I don't really know what else to say so just ask me. Please don't email me just to tease me. This is something I have always been ashamed about, hence the need to post an anonymous ad online. I guess I'm hoping there's someone out there who understands me and loves me for who I am. Probably just wishful thinking...I would love to clean you up, I also like water sport as well. Drop me a line if interested.............jorgeJust promise me that you will bring a spare. That way I can change you,
clean you up with some baby wipes, (or lick you clean) and put fresh
diaper on.
KHey how are you? I saw your add and was interested in getting to know you. I read your profile and think that your fetish is cool and would help clean you anythime you needed it. Anyways if you are interested here are some pics. If you like them them lets chat and maybe go to a movie.It is called infantilism it is a fetish Tell me do you like to be spanked as well......ever explore your submissive side or been curious about it?Actually, I think you'll get plenty of replies, so
it's not just wishful thinking. Your picture alone
will attract dozens, I'm sure.
After you weed through the whackos and pervs, hit me
up, because I'm for real.
I've shared the same fetish for years. Unlike you,
however, I'm not the least bit ashamed of it or
self-conscious about it. (Ok, maybe I'd change my mind
if I was in an accident and they took me to the ER,
but that hasn't happened yet...) :)
But seriously, it's a lot more common than you think.
Many people enjoy the feel and the convenience of
wearing diapers. I also happen to find them erotic, on
several different planes.
But the best is when I go to a very long movie and
don't want to be bothered getting up.
As for cleaning you, I don't need an A+ for it, it
would be a complete turn on for me. (I even bring my
own baby powder). :)
So even if you don't respond, I just want you to know
that you needn't feel shame. It really is ok.
Kind regards,
RickWell, for a one-time diaper-date with clean-up, powder, and desitin included, I'm up for it. 40 MWM 6"2 200 lbs in Broward. Clean-cut professional.
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Sent from my BlackBerry Wireless HandheldTHAT IS SO HOT I'm so into you right now. My name is Jeff, I'm 27 and live in North Miami Beach. What you said really turned me on. Here's a pic. let's talk.I think I would have went somewhere different with that diaper story... and made it interesting. It's kind of strange to pee and poo on yourself as a grown adult. Anyways, I just wanted to say "yuck" from the bottom of my heart.
Thanks for helping me throw up in my mouth, stinky.Hi,
No need to be ashamed of that.
Any man teases you or anything well simply say "fuck 'em." - I'm from new york, can you tell?
Some smoke cigarretes, some like to drink, hey, we all got our things... I like to freeball, I hate underwear.
Sometimes, well here mainly cause it's so hot, I wear boxers... but back in new york, specially in winter, I'd wear nothing, just jeans.
Could be a latino thing, but hey, whatever.
Well, originally from Chile, south america, I'm here in Florida somewhere in pembroke, been for about 3 months.
Came in search of a better life but I have not found any difference yet so I don't know if I'll be going back.
You're really pretty, if I may say so from the picture.
Well if you want to conversate, I'm almost always online - I'm a multimedia web developer waiting for my greencard,
so I hussle where I have to to make ends meet... I don't have a career yet but I have quite an impressive resume...
Feel free to drop a line,
Im attaching a pic out of courtesy for your post, it's only fair.
Rob.Hey there :)
I just read the ad you posted on [the adult personals] and
found it rather interesting; it's so unusual that it
made me want to know more about you. Nice pic, you're
cute :) hehe
Luv,
--Giovanni.
(26/m/Miami Beach)
posted by Evil Twin at 1:42 AM
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Before I start let me tell you that this is a very unusual request. Don't get freaked out. Here's the story: I was in an accident 3 years ago and lost my right eye. After surgery all I was left with is a small cavity covered with scarred skin. I usually wear a patch over my eye so I don't freak people out. This is really weird, but I have some sort of obsession with my missing eye now. I find myself constantly touching and fidgeting with it. This brings me to my fantasy. Thank you for being so patient with my story. I want to give a guy a blowjob and when he is ready to finish I want him to rub his cock in my empty eye socket and come inside it. I don't know if I will even like this. I might hate it, but I feel compelled to try it. I don't know why. I feel like I'm going crazy. I know this will freak a lot of guys out, but there has to be someone out there that might want to try this so if you are then get back to me. P.S. Besides my missing eye and some minor scarring on the right side of my face I am an otherwise attractive girl.attractive, tall, slender, fun, outgoing, laid back
white man....32.....well endowed and totally turned on
by your "wierd request"....let me know if you like
what you see
jackHello,
Right off the bat, this sounds like someone who knows a girl that fits this description, posted this with her email address to make her feel bad when she got responces for it. If that is the case, I am sorry.
However, if the story below is true, it is something I would definitely be interested in trying. It doesn't freak me out. I am a vgl white guy 6'0 190 lbs. blond and blue. athletic.
Write back and let me know if this is real and if you want to meet up.
-BillyHey there,
U sound like an extremely hot, cool girl - I'm horny and looking for some fun, it's been a stressful few weeks...I (use to) live in new orleans, but had to leave town due to hurricane katrina (but I'm originally from ATL and looks like I'll be in hotlanta for awhile)...I'm a 28 yr. old white, single, good-looking male professional...although your request is very strange, I would love to meet up w/ you and I can definitely please...btw, can you send over any pictures? Talk soon...
Cheers,
BlairHi Im Chris 35 swm. I liked your CL ad. Here is my picture. If interested hit me up. Im ready to fufill your fantasy.Hello,
Well you were right - it does seem like a strange request. However, who am I to judge - we all have our little secrets and fantasies. If you really want to try that then I think you shoulld be able to. I am not sure if i would like it as you are not sure if you would like it - but I am willing to talk to you some more about it. If your interested, just respond to this email and we can chat a bit more.
Hope you find what your looking for.i love to get my cock sucked and cum on femalesHey, What's up? I think I am willing to give it a try. You might be one of the nicest persons I have ever met. Hit me up at and lets meet!! Whoooaaawwww- I'd try it. Sounds pretty kinky.
DanI want to cum in your eyeHello,
You are right ... that is wierd (but not too wierd). I am willing to cum in your eye or wherever you want if you are really good at giving a blowjob.
When ... and where shall we meet. I can shower and be there tonight if you get back to me while I am on line.
JasonHey There,
I will help you fulfill your erotic adventure !! After I do this for you what will you do for me ??
waiting Mic Hi, I'm Gary. I would like to help with your fantansy.Wow. This, admittedly, is one of THE most oddest [adult personals] posting requests I
have ever come across. Nevertheless, the idea is still intriguing. My
name is Dean, I am 5' 7", SWM, weight proportionate. I have attached a
couple of recent photos of myself. In addition to your fantasy, I truly
enjoy taking time to please the lady I am with, particularly orally, if
you know what I mean, and have most recently been pursuing opportunities
to bring partners to climax that includes female ejaculations - what an
awesome sight that is! Maybe we can help each other out.
By the way, you can also look me up on Yahoo chat under ID "xxxxxxxxxxxx".
Would love to meet for an adult drink, or two, see if there is mutual
attraction, and see where that leads. Am typically available most
evenings and weekends.
Looking forward to your response.
- Deanhey im 21 and would like to meet and fulfill ur fantacy.call me on 404933xxxx and lets meetnah. not weird.
Sounds fine to me...when would you like to set it up?
Kam, 29Hey!
Hope I'm not too late! I actually think your request is kind of sexy and I would love to help make your fantasy a reality. I'm 24, live in Buckhead, chill, fun, and relaxed, and can be bad when i need to! Send me an email if you think I could be the one or you can actually call me at 404 886 xxxx. Hope to hear from you soon- I'm sure we don't live too far from each other!
MarkHi,
I'm Steve, a 40's Italian SWM from the Decatur GA
area. I read your ad on [the adult personals] about your fantasy
and would love to help you find out if this is what
you really like. I'm a very patient, understanding
SWM who loves to give people what they want. I worked
my way through NYU as an EMT out of Bellevue Hospital,
and I can't tell you all the things I've experienced.
Nothing weirds me out.....there's no such thing as bad
sex, and my thick cock and heavy low-hanging balls can
more than fill your eye socket with hot heavy man
juice. I'm also a fantastic oral lover and would be
glad to pleasure you in any and every way you wish as
I shoot my steaming load exactly where you want it.
My nickname isn't spermbath for nothing.
check out my pics and profile -
[withheld]
If you think I've got potential, email me at
[withheld] and I'll respond with a phone
number and we can talk about it to make sure you're
getting exactly what you want. Looking forward to
hearing from you....
Love and kisses,
SteveYou're just testing us, aren't you? Trying to figure out just how strange the request can be and still get an answer? I seriously doubt you're for real.
And yet...
Your story is strangely compelling. It has a kind of morbid fascination to it that draws me in. I just can't shake the visual image you've painted and must know more. What do you look like? What color is your hair? Height? Weight? Measurements? Anything! And what are you looking for (besides a willing participant)?
posted by Evil Twin at 12:58 AM
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Hi. I'm looking to try it in the other hole for the first time. I've had toys and fingers back there, but now I'm ready for more. I want a guy who's kind of on the smaller side and who has experience doing this. I'm serious about being smaller. You're not going to be able to fit an 8 inch cock in there so don't even think about it. I'm thinking 6 inches or less. You must have a picture to prove it.I AM SMALL OMG ITS A DREAM COME TRUE I AM SMALLGive me a hit back. I am a 30 something minister who is looking for fun. I
want to give and receive anal. Not gay!!!!!!Do you have a pic to trade?Hello. I am Jen. Would you like me to have a pic to trade?Absolutely.Hello. I am Jen.Hi I'm Shane..do you have a pic?Hi Shane. I am Jen. If I had a pic how would it make you feel?Like I know who I was talking to is not trying to play games..Do you like to play games? What kinds of games do you like to play?Dont email me back unless you have a pic....you're probably a guy anyway you
sick fuck.Hello. I am Jen. Do you like emailing pics? Are you a guy you sick fuck?Im a guy..send your pic NOW or leave me alone.Hello. I am Jen. How do you feel about being a guy? Do you like to be
left alone?
posted by Evil Twin at 11:40 PM
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I am in a unique predicament. I broke both my legs in a car accident and have been in casts for almost 4 weeks now. During this time I have had no sex. I'm getting a little crazy here. Now I have resorted to [the adult personals] to find a little relief. The casts go from my feet to mid thigh. I am otherwise an attractive girl. 5'4'', 130 lbs., brown hair, brown eyes. Please be aware that this could be a little difficult. I can't open my legs very wide and rubbing against the casts will be uncomfortable for you, but I am open to any ideas you might have to make this easier. I don't expect you to be an Adonis or anything, but please be in good shape. Let me know if you are interested.Hi... I'm normally more attracted to serendipity than random listings on some Internet dating database, but I'm actually really eager to surrender a response to your [adult personals] posting.
I would really adore the opportunity to have sex with you. Once upon a time, in a serious relationship, my girlfriend broke her back (seriously) and she had to wear a cast extending from her neck all the way to her hips for one solid year. She experienced some of the same feelings you are experiencing, but in the end what we discovered was... the limitations of her condition actually made the rest of her senses much more sensitive. Suddenly her nipples were twice as sensitive as before the accident. We ended up having some of the most stunning carnal fucking I've ever experienced.
I tend to believe that enjoyable sex has a lot to do with what is happening in your imagination... essentially I believe a woman likes to have her mind fucked as well as her body. I would love to explore this with you, and it sounds like the perfect opportunity.
About me, I'm 32, tall... 6'4", and in very good physical shape (lean muscular build and tight hard abs). I moved here from Europe, where I was educated, and I speak multiple languages. Own my business and live in a loft in downtown Minneapolis. Photos attached, and if you find yourself interested, I hope you'll respond.
Thanks for indulging me. How are you so willing to trust a random stranger to come over and have sex with you when you're obviously immobile? They could just flip you over and ass rape you or what ever they wanted. Unless you are into that sort of thing. Anyway.....I wont ass rape you....and I'm a slender built guy so we might work out.did you get my last message? my internet is acting
goofyJust your internet or everyone else's too?Just Mine I think. SOmetimes it does that. So what
plans do you have for tonight?You are in a very unfortunate situation there slim, a funny situation, but
unfortunate. I would lke to help you but I just don't know if I can. The
bumping against the cast thing probably would not work. I could try and
bend you over a table or chair, but that may cause too much pain in the
event your legs hit the ground. I am sure that I could figure something out
if I had a visual of your situation. Let me know if you still need help
with that. Good Luck!
WillieHello! My name is Michael. Sorry to hear about your car accident. Anyway,
if you're still looking for some relief, I'm game if you are. I'm 6'3, 240
lbs., with brown hair and blue eyes. I'm from out of town, and been working
6-7 days a week, so I am looking for a little relief myself. I was
thinking about ways to make things more comfortable for you (and me) and
hopefully we can find some way to make it work. Maybe I can sit you in my
lap after eatng you out and getting you wet, or maybe you can bend over a
sofa and I can take you from behind. Or, you could laay on your side if
that's comfortable. Or, if nothing else, I love performing oral sex if
you're into that. Sorry if this does not sound 'romantic' or overly
sensitive, but you sounded like you wanted to get laid, not pity. And, to
be quite frank, I've never responded to an ad like this and not certain of
what you want to hear, so I figure the best thing would just to be honest
and forthcominig.
Anyway, if you're interested, please feel free to respond back. If not, then
I wish you a speedy recovery and hope you find what you're looking for.
Take care, and I hope to hear from you soon.
Sincerely
MichaelHey sorry about the casts but it is not the end of the world. I had a
cast on my left leg from ankle to hip when I was in high school and I
still found a way to enjoy the carnal pleasures. You are right in
thinking that a creative person can and will make a way to enjoy
themselves. I am thinking that with your willingness and my
willingness we can do this. I am 5'9", 170 pounds, brown hair, blue
eyes, disease free, athletic and adventurous.
I hope to hear from you soon.
Mark
P.S. Want photos? Trade?I've got three ideas that might work and I'd love to try any or all of them
with you:
1) Mutual masturbation.
2) Have you bend over a counter at the waist with
your legs slightly apart for pussy access.
3) Have you lay on your belly with your legs together
and a sheet over them for anal sex.
I'm 32 yo., 5' 11", D&D free.
Scott
posted by Evil Twin at 10:07 PM
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The title pretty much says it all. I'm a mature, experienced girl looking to try something new. This isn't some weirdo role-playing thing where you're supposed to be dressed up in a costume. Everyone knows that real extra-terrestrials have the ability to blend in with normal humans so don't think you're going to be able to pull anything on me. I wasn't born yesterday. So... if you are a real bonafide extra-terrestrial, I'd like to meet you. Being an extra-terrestrial doesn't guarantee sex. I want to talk to you first, maybe meet up for drinks. If there's chemistry then we'll see what happens. Be prepared to tell me your species, planet and solar system of origin.Are you looking for an extra-terrestrial because you want to get anally probed? That's what we do, you know.If you're looking for aliens (not illegal aliens) we are about as far out there as it gets. How about Coffee Plantation, Mill and 6th, any evening this week?
At your service,
Paul and leslie.Feekee tit hamly wahid kbeer..MEANS: How much can you take????
They call me BobHello,
My journey has been long and I hope it will end soon. I have been here for many decades. I have been patiently observing this planet in search of particular human behaviors. I have been given specific instructions on identifying these behaviors. I have spoken and observed many but have only found a select number of humans worthy of consideration for the next level of observation. Details for the next level have not been revealed to me. My journey will end abruptly when the number of worthy humans reaches a pre-determined level. Again, details are not relevant to my jouirney. I continue to search.Hi there,
I am a business executive, 35, who is in Phoenix from San Francisco for tonight and I would love to hook up with you for an opportunity to spend some quality time, as well as indulging you with some fine wine/cuisine, etc.
Please revert to me asap with your contact number and a pic and lets plan to meet tonight at my hotel (marriott in tempe) around 7 or so.
Cheers,
JimET..I am from another planet
6ft, 189lbs...hung and very good with it...
Let me know if you are up for an out of this world experience...
RickYour favorite Martian has arrived in your Tempe neighborhood. Remember
those Special Lights in the westeran sky the week before? That was me
for another landing in my UFO to visit the Valley again.Maybe you
remember me from MANY years ago on TV show,"My Favorite Martian".That
was me!
You didn't say what age you are looking for in a
"Extra-Terrestrial",but can you handle your Tempe Martian neighbor
that is 564,907 years old?
You have to strip off my Space Suit to ready find out what is really
there!
Does your earthly electronic communication tools work with my special
Martian telephony equipment?I am from Zutron...male nimbium, volatar galaxy, planet nimbus 2Kradan species, Tolfar System, Krodania planetI was abducted when i was young by 4 small gray beings with large heads.
Never told anyone. All I remember is that a bright light appeared at my
bedroom door and from the light came 4 grey beings about 3' tall with large
heads and eyes. I remember screaming but it was like no one could hear me.
In fact, I couldn't hear myself scream. I was terrified. After that, I just
remember waking up the next day confused and wondering if it was a dream or
real. I still can remeber thatI have a double-headed thick-as-a-brick dick that gets
hard when i watch My Favorite Martian..does that count?
Rock-the-Space-Cadet---480-982-xxxx
posted by Evil Twin at 8:40 PM
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Are there any guys out there with a fetish for giving a girl an enema? Tell me if this scenario appeals to you: we meet at my apartment after a long day at work. We can chat a bit over a couple drinks. Then you take me to the bedroom and give me a full body massage. When you're finished I'll tilt my ass up. After some caressing you slide the enema nozzle into my behind, filling my ass with the warm water. Any interested guys out there?that sounds really hot i'm totally into it 26 man cleveland heres my pic if you like it i'll do that for you any timei am ready and willingHi, I would love to fulfill your fantasy. and I give a great, slow massage aswell. I want to expand on your fetish and indulge mine as well by sucking on your toes as I slide the hot tube up your ass. You have to hold it until I say OK. I want to spend a long time slowly rubbing your ass and lick it before your turn. Let me know. I am a good looking proffesional
works in cleveland, lives in akron. I'll send a pic on my harley if you want. looking forward to playing with your sweet ass Koh, Im interested.....but only if I can lick your ass and pussy when i'm done.
and we could have hours of oral sex.....
please get back to me.....Hello there. I have never done this before but this sounds like
something I
would be interested in doing. I love a womans ass and pleaseing a
woman. I
am 5'10 blond hair blue eyes 180 pounds and I live in Akron OHio. I
would
be happy to drive to meet you. Any chance you have a picture or a more
detailed discription of yourself. Also after your all clean would you
have
a desire to try letting my slide something else up there? Just a
thought.
JaxAbsolutely! Lets talk more. I am 5'9 170 br hr hz eyes. Live in Cleveland. What do you look like? Any pics? Ive got some.
posted by Evil Twin at 5:32 AM
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Hi. We are twins and we are posting here because we need help. We've never done this before so we don't know what to expect. Hopefully we'll meet some nice guys. We want to lose our virginity but we're not interested in any of the guys we go to school with, they're so immature. We have both had boyfriends but have waited to have sex and now we don't want to wait anymore! We're nervous about the whole thing so we want to be together when it happens. We're looking for an experienced man 21-27 who will be gentle with us and show us the ropes. We don't want a one night stand either. If we like you we want you to show us how to be really good in bed. Please send a photo because we are kind of picky. It will be our first time after all. Before you ask, yes we have fooled around with eachother and we're ready to learn from a guy. Hope to hear from you soon. Andrea and AlexisGive you both 2 grand a piece for your first time.I am a very good looking guy who is incredible in bed. I will give you
$1000 each to be with you for your first time.
If interested reply and I will send you some pics...
Chrishey ladies im defintly the guy for this job, i have took 5 girls virginity, adn believe me they wanted even more the next time. im a 21 year old college student/ record label president. if you girls want to chat and talk about this just write back. This is an art not just an act. Your whole orientation as a woman can be effected by the first time. The mans job is to let the natural juices start to flow its very chemical. By adding your sister to the mix its sounds kinky but her timing could be different than yours(this may be good if she knows this, A study has been conducted on twins and the orgasim.It is genetic. Next week would work for me. First a dinner at my home in Harbor beach fort Lauderdale, easy no pressure setting. Cool lighting light drinking and gift giving, toys cute under ware cock rings and the like. The a slow massage for all this will test the chemical level of you all and me. If it seems to fit the rest is full fun and games. Then we break for desert and run out for a nude swim. Not like a virgin anymore.Send me and e-mail so I can send you my pic cl can not take it its too big like me heeHi how are you. I am a 27 year old guy that would be happy to show you what there is. I am a Scorpio, so as you can see, i take my sexual experiences very seriously. I dont mind the both of you together. Ive been with two girls at once, but to be honest it would actually be my first time with twins. I think it could be fun for all of us. I also have my own apartment so I dont mind hosting. We can hang out at my place, or somewhere public. Whatever makes you comfortable. well, here is my picture for you to see.
Hope to hear from you soon.
RayMamitas, 'm not gonna brag, just gonna be quick and
straight to the point. Im a 26 year old Puerto Rican,
tasty, mature and experinced and better than anything
cleand and D/D free. Im willing to teach you all the
things u can only imagine and the ones u cant even
imagine... Hit me up if u want more info and in u
think u all can handle it...
Hit me up...Don't do this. I don't know how you were raised, but you will never forget the first person you were with and it will always torture your mind that you didn't sleep with someone that you truly loved. I know you might think that you know what love is, but you dont. Not at 18.
There's a lot of things that sex symbolizes that you might not be aware of. Especially your first time. Please be smart and don't let your emotions or curiosity destroy your innocence.
Take care,
Marcosim 22 years old i can teach everything for example: i will lick both your pussy, lick both of your ass one of you will suck my dick while the other suck my ass and a lot of different positions here is my pic.
Im blue jersey
Marco
posted by wicked femme at 12:55 AM
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I'm an attractive girl who has no problem getting sex... most of the time. On the third day of my period is when I want it the most though and a lot of guys aren't into it. I know there are guys out there who like to "ride the red river" so I'm looking for you. I want this to be a regular thing. Third day every month. Hit me up.hi
i am ready to ride the read river
i am 28 m from orlando quite attactive male 5'9 black
eyes black hair .
i like the concept of riding the red river , i can
even go down on you that day i wanted to do it for a
long time and never had a oppertunity . if you can
provide me with one
bye
email me for more infoI would love to ride the rapids of your red river,
deep and long. I have almost 8 inches, very clean. I
love oral, getting and giving, and am a master at it
(been called amazing) and will eat you as long as you
like (yes, I will get my red wings...well i'll lick
the clit anyway)...make you cum for sure. If you like
a fun guy in bed, I am he. I love teasing, touching,
kissing, licking, driving you wild with anticipation
and making you drip.
Let me know if you want to meet up by sending a pic or
just asking me to send my number. I have more pics if
you want. I am 33, 5-11, 190.
Larry 407-230-xxxxI don't mind riding it in exchange for some BBBJTCIM then a second cup on the rivernasty shitI love the red river, it feels real warm and kinda get really hard when
i
see you take off that tampon, i would really love to visit you on the
third
day, all day, iam 5 10 180lbs hispanic male, dark hair dark eyes, hope
to
hear from you soon, i have a pic, respond i will send you oneHi, my name is Ken, I'm 27, and from Orlando. I would love to ride your red river. I have two questions...may I see a pic? Is this with or without a condom?Hi!
I'm 45 y/o and have had my red wings for some time now!
That time of the month dosn't bother me a bit in fact you are more sensitive at that time so should feel better.
I know I'm old but it's not like you're taking me home to meet your parents and maybe I could show you a thing or two.
Steve
posted by Evil Twin at 12:31 AM
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I have an odd fascination with what it might be like for someone to eat me. I sometimes wonder if someone out there would eat a piece of my skin or a finger if I cut it off. I even think about what it might be like for someone to eat a chunk of meat from my arm or leg. How would you prepare it? Would you cook it? Use seasonings? What would it taste like? Would you want to eat more? I wouldn't want to eat someone else, but I fantasize about someone eating me. I don't think I'd be willing to go through with it, but if you ever think about this too I want to hear from you. Just email. I don't think I want to meet you. Am I alone?Funny, I used to have fantasies about being seduced and eaten by
Hannibal Lecter even though I'm not gay. I think the fantasy had more to do
with Hannibal than it did about having to get eaten though. I also
used to have a lot of nightmares and "waking dreams" about being eaten (by
zombies, dinosaurs, crocodiles, whatever).
Interesting....
-C
PS- please respond to xxxxxxxxx@cox.net Thanks!are you a spam sender or?not a spammerWOW...
do you have a pic?yes, but i'm not ready to send it. i just want to chat
for now. tell me why you responded to my ad.well.. one I am a little bored... Two I am a guy .. that has always had this fantasy of a wild encounter...one is that I come knock on a door and have a woman answer the door in a robe half open .. and pull me inside.Did you read the ad? I didn't mean eat my pussy. I
fantasize about someone actually eating me. Here's the
link: [withheld]. Take another look and get back to me if you're still
interested.awww I see now
LOL what the fuck was I thinkingLOL
I would eat some one to stay alive... umm not sure about doing it for real... Maybeim hungry heres my email xxxxxxxxx@hotmail.comI havent been able to stop thinging about this since you posted it. I was raised in the midwest, and grew up learning the ways of the native american indians. Indian hunters would often suck the last breath from animals they hunted, to gain thier power, or would drink the blood from the heart while it was still warm. Pieces of another human? wow.... I cant even imagine that! and the adition of having you there, watching while I prepare it for eating... for you to watch while I tenderize a piece of you, merinade it, cook it right in front of you, and look you in the eye while I eat you, litterally..... Part of you would become part of me...
I want to talk with you more on this, exchange a few messages, and see what we see...
Lex
posted by Evil Twin at 12:13 AM
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I have kind of an odd fantasy. This doesn't involve any sex whatsoever. I want someone to kick my ass. I have this fantasy where I try to attack a woman and either she kicks my ass or her boyfriend/friend/stranger comes to the rescue. I won't actually attack anyone. I'll just run over like I'm going to attack, but I want you to really kick my ass. A woman who knows martial arts or something would be great for this. If you are going to have a friend kick my ass it would add to the fantasy if I didn't know he was there. You choose a place for us to meet. I'll come up to you like some kind of creep and you can pepper spray me and start kicking me. Or your friend can come running out of nowhere to beat me up. I don't want to be hurt too bad, but give me a good beating. Just a couple black eyes and some bruises. I'm not looking to end up in the hospital. I'm 5'11'', 185 lbs. I won't fight back.I am a pro ass kicker. What you are asking for is exactly what I do but there is a fee.
CassandraHow much does it cost? Are you going to make me bleed?haha your funny the answer is 3 for the hour and 2 for the half hour. Do you want to bleed?
I know what you want probably better than you do so just call me at 310 613 xxxx when you are ready to come see me.
CassandraThanks for getting back to me. Just to be clear, I'm not looking to be dominated.. This isn't anything sexual and I don't want to have to call you mistress or anything. I just want to get my ass kicked. Are you willing to beat me up in a parking lot or something like the post said? It should only take a few minutes plus travel time. How much would that cost?I understand exactly what you want. There is an entire underground world of this going on you know. Your not alone. Anyway yes I will kick your ass it will be safer at my place but if you prefer outside thats fine as well but we'd have to find somewhere safe and private. I dont like to impose my lifestyle on the innocent and especially children. The donation is the same I am a professional and one of the best if not the best, I dont offer 5 minute sessions.
CassandraOk. I think 30 minutes will be plenty of time. We can even spend the extra time coming up with a plan and choreographing some moves. Do you know any martial arts?
posted by Evil Twin at 12:07 AM
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This is my fetish. I like to put things in my butt. Letting someone else watch increases my pleasure greatly. I had eggplant parmesan for dinner the other night and I was thinking maybe I should try an eggplant. I think I can do it. I use butt plugs all the time so I am pretty well stretched out. I'm looking for a guy to come over and watch me do this. We will not be having sex, but if you want to masturbate while you watch me do this that would be great. If you'd rather not, that's fine too. I expect you to be reasonably good looking, especially if you are planning to masturbate in front of me. Let me know if this interests you.Holy gaucamole! A woman inserting an eggplant up her butt? Why did this not generate note or comment? Quite a peculiar and dare I say fascinating sort of undertaking.
If the poster or other similarly inclined women are out there, I would like to witness the insertion of produce or common household items up the bum of a woman. I read 1,000 things to do before you die, and this has now made it on my list. I want to see such a thing and am willing to make it worth your while. I will be able to top all conversations, and say--oh yeah I went to a girls house and she put a eggplant (banana, potatoe, cucumber, butternut squash) up her ass while I watched. Make my new dream come true!Seriously? Are you height/weight proportionate? I'm all of that and not unpleasant on the eyes.
TomI just can't believe how excited I got reading your
posting! I would love to watch you insert just about
anything that excites you. I'm sure you will get more
than your share of willing men, but I would like to
put in my request. I probaably couldn't help but
masturbate aafter watching that, as I had to run to
the men's room and knock one off just reading the
posting, which was interesting since I'm at work.
Would you like a picture to see if I measure up on the
atractive scale?
PaulHi, saw your [adult personals] post. Wow, you might be onto
something. I would love to watch you put this thing
up your ass. Not sure if I would just watch in awe
(and with respect) or would be really turned on. But
I really want to see this.
Drop me a line and I'll help you get that pleasure
you're seeking.
RayYou would never believe me but my fetish is to watch an attractive woman put an eggplant in her butt while I masterbate....Hey there,
Great ad. My name is Todd & your fetish is exactly what I've been searching for from a woman. I would even love for you to feed me whatever comes out of your rear (jellybeans, eggplant, carrot, your finger) I'm pretty kinky & have a major female ass fetish & extremely visually stimulated. I'm a prof., 40 y/o s/w/m w/ an easygoing personality, witty and respectful. I'm clean, d7d free & don't do drugs. Take care and look forward to your reply.
ToddI will pay $100 just to watch you do it--handsome white male here in Bethesda-
Am attractive and fascinated by this. Must witness this, a thing to
see
before I die
Call me (202) 207-xxxxHi,
Your posting sounds almost too good to be true. I'm a tall, fit, clean, 38 y/o wm in Arlington. I am a natural voyeur with an ass fetish. I've helped women insert some fairly large things in their ass, but I can't even imagine an eggplant (even a smaller one). I'd love to come watch you try. I'd definitely need to masterbate, the thought alone gets me so hard.
BillPick me, Pick me! I am so turned on thinking about watching you slide that eggplant up your ass while I masturbate. When? Where? Early 30's, SWM, 6'2, good looking... will be very happy to watch. I have been around the world and had sex with over 70 women and once
bought
a porche.
I have never seen a woman stick a egg plant up her ass. I must see
this!
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Am cool with not having sex, I am handsome and will pay good money or
bring
you a cake or bottle of wine or whatever you want. I must see you do
this!
Robert.
Oh, I am handsome, fun 40 year old former boxer now college
professor/businessman white, brown eyes and hair.Hi,
I love masturbation and anal play and would enjoy getting together to watch you stick objects up your butt. Maybe go shopping together to buy the eggplant, cucumbers, or whatever else you might like? I'd also be happy to buy you butt plugs and dildos if you'd let me watch you play with them.
I am an attractive, fit, SWM, clean, D&D free. I am easygoing but very creative, obviously with a kinky side, and enjoy anal play and object insertion a great deal. I am discreet and respectful of limits; I do not desire and understand we will not be having sex. I live in Arlington County (right across the street from a Harris Teeter with a great produce department . . . ) and can host if you'd like. I can send a pic if you'd like to see one.I would love to watch you shove an eggplant up your ass! I may masterbate. I am an athletic male, 34, married and missing this kind of erotic excitement!!Handsome white male, clean cut, professional and have always wanted to
see a
girl put an eggplant in her butt. I will even buy you a dessert or
something. A gift certificate or other gift!
Hit me back or call my cel (202) 207-xxxx
Wow.Needless to say, your subject line in your ad got my attention. :)
It also made me a little hard. I love the idea of watching you
stretch your ass like that. The situation you described sounds
perfect. I can even come over tonight if you want. I have a car and
can be there pretty quickly. I am a good looking 27 year old guy.
Usually pretty normal from 9 to 5, but I have a wild side that likes
to come out and play every once in a while. I'm ready to play
tonight. Are you?
ClayHi,
I would love to watch you...
I'll whisper things to you - I think you'll love my
erotic whispers...
I'll also want to massage my cock as you nestle your
egg plant inside.
I'm fit, cute, very sexy and fun...
I have a pix
Lets chatHi there,
I saw your ad on [the adult personals], and I'd be very interested in
joining and watching. My name is Matt, I'm 27, white,
and live in DC. I'm reasonably good looking, and love
to jerk off while watching a woman pleasure herself.
Oh, I also enjoy having things up my butt, if you'd be
interested in a little turnabout ;) Let me know if
you're interested.
--MattI'd love to jerk off watching your stuff an eggplant in your butt!
ScottThat is the hottest thing i've heard in a long time. I am a 6'6" ex
pro-football player that would love to watch this. I have an anal
fetish and
also love to jerk off in front of people because I like to show my size
and
girth off. I don't think you would be dissappointed in the my looks. I
hope
this response is not too late.
JI'm arroused just thinking about the idea of it.
Have you tried a small zuccinni or squash? Would you
require some gentle assistance?I'm arroused just thinking about the idea of it.
Have you tried a small zuccinni or squash? Would you
require some gentle assistance?Of course I want to see--in fact, I've seen some eggplants that are
proably
source of inmense pleasure for women (or for men ready to have
something
inside themselves). When, where can I see you? I don't plan to
masturbate
while you play with the eggplant, but I'm really curious about women
willing
to use vegetables instead of cocks.
Keep me posted on your plans,
cheers,
LHi Eggplant Girl,
I would love to come down and watch you putting an eggplant inside your anal. This will turn me on and makes me hard. I am more than happy to masturbate in front of you. How does it sound to you? I am a nice 49 yrs old white man from Silver Spring. Please feel free to ask me any question.
Thanks.
StarAre you for real? I love watching women and jerking off for them. I
don't
have a picture on this computer but will send one later if you respond.
I
have only met one other women on [the adult personals] that actually came through to be a
real
person interested in a CE. We met at a park and ride and watched each
other
masterbate.
I would love to get together and play. I am in the Baltimore area but
I
travel to DC on business regularly.
I'll be waiting to hear from you with my cock in my hand.Loved reading your ad. I've been looking at [the adult personals] the
past week but had reservations about being with a
compelete stranger. I thought it would be nice to
have clean fun with someone. This sounds pretty clean
and not to mention a big turn on. I have always
thought that a woman's ass is the sexiest part of her
body. I think it would be sexy as hell to see what
you could do with that eggplant.
As for me, I'm cute, 29, m with blonde hair and blue
eyes. I'm 5'9'' and 150lbs. I live in Silver Spring.
I'm sending you a pic. If you think I'm cute and
want me to masturbate to you while you do that..that
would be cool as well. Love to chat more. Send a pic
if you're interested.this sounds amazing and i would love to see it.
i am:
white
25 years old
5'10" + slight build
and sane
i understand everything you've laid out. watching and no participation.
but
i do love anal play and porn so i would love to see this happen. i'm
more
than happy to reply with a pic but i am told that i'm 'cute' on a reg
basis.
if you're interested let me know. i know i am.
brianI saw your posting on [the adult personals] and got hard thinking about it. I would love to come and masturbate while watching you do anal insertions. I'm in the Clarendon area. I'm 22WM, 5'8 and 160 lbs (in shape), about 7 and a half inches hard.
Hope to see you soon for some fun!Hey I would love to come over and watch you put that eggplant in your
ass.
Yes I will masturbate since I would get really horney watching you do
that.
Don't worry I will cheer you in doing it and help you out if you need
any...How can I miss this?! I love seeing women put stuff
inside of them, it's very dirty and I'm getting hard
just thinking about it. I'm 31 WM, blond, blue eyed,
fit and good looking. I would love to watch you put things in your but. How about I fill a rubber with water and freeze it and then you let me watch as you put it in your ass.
Kevindamn.... I am getting hard thinking about what you are proposing. Hit me back so I can stroke my cock in front of you.Dear eggplant gal,
First, I'd like to compliment you: I think your fetish
is wonderful and should be celebrated -- it's safe
(barring mishaps!), fun, and sexy. Most of the time I
puruse this site to amuse myself. But your ad had a
special appeal to me, enough to respond to you. Funny
too that I also had eggplant Parmesan yesterday
(Sunday). Do you enjoy cooking as well?
Anyway, I've also enjoyed anally pleasuring myself:
did it a couple of times with a well-lubed liquid glue
stick -- with the cap on tight! -- and it was quite
pleasurable. I'm totally straight, by the way, but
not narrow. So we already have two things in common
-- eggplant parmesan and butt fetish!
Although I have a gf, I feel she is a bit
conservative. We've discussed anal sex, doing me with
a strap-on, but she has outright rejected the ideas.
I dated a young woman some years back who also enjoyed
butt plugs, beads, and the like. She was in tune with
her body and orgasmed frequently. I would relish the
opportunity to see a woman enjoy herself like that
again. Yes, I have no interest in having intercourse
with you -- I love my gf -- though masterbating in
front of you is a distinct possibility.
About me: I'm a 34 years old, former chef with an
established job and a close network of family and
friends. I'm quite the gentleman: I'm respectful,
have excellent manners, a good conversationalist. I'm
also considered funny and good-looking too, but you
can be the judge of that. I'm also sane as I
volunteer for a blind fellow through the Columbia
Lighthouse for the Blind, whose screening process is
pretty thorough -- they don't want their volunteers to
rob their clients blind, no pun intended!
We could meet for a coffee during the week at the
Starbucks in Rosslyn or thereabouts to gauge our
comfort level with one another. How does that sound?
Attached you'll find a couple of photos: one from my
culinary days (I'm the one in the chef's uniform), and
the other taken more recently. If you could send me a
photo in kind, I'd appreciate it. Well, I look
forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,
Matt
posted by Evil Twin at 7:08 PM
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The title pretty much says it all. I'm looking for a streaking group. I saw some college kids streaking across the USF campus one night and it looked like fun. I'm thinking it might be cool to streak through Ybor. It'll be risky though so we'll have to be fast. I'm open to other locations too. Hope to hear from you soon. This will be a blast!I want to join the streaking group!!!
posted by Evil Twin at 6:58 PM
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Ok, I'll tell you a little bit about myself. I'm a complete goof and a nerd. I love fantasy books and movies. The wizard is always my favorite character. Always so wise and charismatic. My fantasy is to be with a wizard. I know this may seem unusual to some of you. If so, please move on. I'm not the girl for you.
I want a man (a little older with gray hair A+) to come over dressed as a wizard. I want you to cast your charm spell on me so I am unable to resist you. I want you to dominate me a little bit. Nothing forceful. Be charismatic like a real wizard. Make it so I can't resist you. Pull up your robe and make me suck you. Soon, I'll be begging you to go inside me. I'm a little shy so I don't really know what else to say about this part. Maybe you can tell me. I'm not looking for a boyfriend or anything so I don't expect you to stay afterwards, but if you want to that could be nice. We could watch Excalibur (one of my all time favorites!!!) or something.
Please do not send me a picture of your penis. Truth be told, I really do not find them that attractive. If you tell me you have a nice one I'll take your word for it. However, I would definitely like to see a picture of you in your wizard attire if you have one. I hope there is someone out there willing to do this for a nice girl. JenniferIt def does appeal i think it would be fun to loose my virginty wearing a costumeBeautiful Jennifer,
I would settle for a great evening, of diving into fantasy, cuddling
while
watching Excalibur together and see where the charm lead us to.
Your Wizard,
Mike Hi Jennifer,
That's a great fantasy you have. I can tell by your
picture you're shy, but very attractive. Two qualities
I find very appealing.
If only I had a wizard hat and cloak! Alas, I can get
one by my the next free weekend, which will be on the
7th. That isn't too long to wait for me to help you
finish writing your story. I'll make it worth the
wait. Afterall, the anticipation is half the fun.
I'm 40 with graying hair, don't know if that helps.
I'm 5'8", dark hair, penetrating green eyes. I'm
generally wise, and can be charismatic if the
chemistry is right. You can take my word for it, I'm
just the right size. No crotch shots, as requested. I
don't have a face shot either (or other angles) but
can get them if you're serious about doing this.
Likewise, I'd like to see some more of you before
diving in.
I'm discreet, disease and drug free, and would expect
the same from you. Frankly, I've never done anything
like this before and find it very arousing.
I hope to hear from you.
Patdear jennifer, i wish the best of luck finding a
wizard in this town. Haha! That was sweet. Do you know of any other towns where the wizards might be plentiful?well sure, but not only are you in the wrong state,
you're in the wrong continent. but considering all the
crazies who read [the adult personals], i'm sure you will find someone
willing to play the part. how are the responses?I saw your ad on [the adult personals] and I think I can help you out.
I used to run alive roleplaying game and I still have allof the
costumes.. I
have robes for celestial wizard, frost wizards and fire wizards so you
can
take your pic!
I also have grey hair and earings so I think I look the part too.
Let meknow if you are actually serious about this and we can make it
happen!
Otherwise I will have to put a control spell (or use the magic of the
dragon's breath)on you to make you do it and if that fails, I will
strike
you with magic missles until you grow unconcious and then I shall have
my
way with you!
posted by Evil Twin at 6:25 PM
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I'm looking for someone to help me fulfill a fantasy. I want an older man (30+) to fuck me while his wife watches. I don't want her to participate. Just watch. I don't know why, but it just turns me on to think about a woman watches while her man pleasures me in every way possible. I want to suck your cock and once you're hard I want you to plow my pussy and ass. As you fuck me I want to be able to look over at your wife seething with jealousy. Am I the only one out there that thinks about this? I'm wondering if something is wrong with me. If you are like me please reply. Serious inquiries only please. I would like to see a picture of both you and your wife. I will send mine in return. Thank you.hello our anniverary is this saturday and your idea sounds great we are in our early 30s and very attractive cpl please send pic and you get oursWow that sounds so hot. I am so turned on by that thought, you would not believe.....maybe its because my wife is so plain, so vanilla when it comes to sex and I know she would never ever go for it.......I would love to do anything and everything with her but that wont happen. I would however love to share all those things and my imagination sexually with you. if you like.......if you dont find what your looking for.....maybe you could be turned on just knowing that the wife is home cleaning the house while your satisfying her man like she cant. There is my picture.....I am over 30, 6' tall 195 lbs attractive and athletic.
Take careI have talked my wife into this now. I am doing this as punishment to
her and she also lost a bet with me. She is upset about it but will sit
there while I fuck you had and watch the whole thing. Trust me she will
be very jellous and it will show. (I know you get off on that) I too
have had this idea for a while now and I know I will get off on it too! I
want to see my wifes face as you totaly fuck her man. I want to see her
cry when I tell her how much better you are in bed and how much better
your pussy taste than hers! I will so get my rocks off on that , The I
want to see her face as I power fuck you and she has to listen as you
moan in pleasure while the man she loves fuck a hot chick. You and I
will have a great time driving her crazy and Im sure we will cum hard
while we do it...so are you in? we live in Lauderdale on the beach and
could have you over anytime. We will send phhotos as soon as I can load
them. We are both goodlooking people. I am 35 and she is 30 white upper
class college educated. My wife will not be wanting to participate in any
way with us, she will just have to watch!!!!
Brad
posted by Evil Twin at 5:00 PM
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I'm looking for someone to kick me in the balls. I don't expect anyone to understand this so I won't bother to explain. Although I'd prefer a woman, men are ok too. We are not going to have sex or anything else. I will be fully clothed. I can meet you somewhere or you can come here. It will definitely be easier for you to come here, but considering the circumstances I can be flexible. All you have to do is kick me in the balls hard. A couple of times is enough. Then, you can just leave, but I guess you could stay and watch TV or something if you wanted to. LOL. It doesn't matter to me, just as long as you kick me good. Take out your frustrations! You'll feel great! Also, if any men out there are into this I am willing to kick you in the balls too. I'm open to setting up a regular thing where we can trade kicks since it is so difficult to find someone to do this with. I don't care what you look like so there is no need to send a pic with your reply.Subject: ball kicking
if it's not to late and you're not to far away, i would be happy to help. no riciprocation wanted.
mark
posted by Evil Twin at 1:53 AM
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This is a very strange request and most likely will not interest you. If not, just please move along. I don't need you to tell me I'm fucked in the head. What I'm looking for is a man who will let me kick him in the balls. I have heard that there are men who enjoy this and if I can find one I want to try this. I am willing to make this a regular thing if it works out. Maybe I can kick you a couple times a week or something. Monday evenings are good for me. We can meet somewhere or I can travel to you. It doesn't really matter to me what you look like so there is no need to send a picture. If you need to see one of mine, then just ask me when you reply. We will not be having sex.send me your pic..I will be interested....28 M here
around detroit.I am for real.....do u really wanna hit hard or soft?
and why do u wanna hit a guy in his balls? any
reasons?
what if it hurts too much.....how considerate u will
be?
Thanks.Very interested. Tell me how to get in touch with you. Also, please send a pic. Thanks.i share this fetish with the few men in america who enjoy it
let me know when you are available
kevin 248 756 xxxx call me anytimeim in needof a good ball kicking form a hot chick send picHiya -
Still looking? I'm 30, intrepid, and into clandestine rapture. I can handle a kick in the balls every now and then.
I have pics and will share, but want to establish some communication first.
So, let's communicate. Shoot me an email and the intrigue begins!
KCI find your request both erotic and tantalizing. And I'm sure there are plenty of men who would love to submit to your offer. Not to be judgemental or condemning, but have you considered that kicking a man in the balls actually might physically injure him? Will you be wearing a boot or barefoot? Will he have pants on or off? Yes, some men find it extremely arousing to be rolled up in a ball moaning and groaning with a woman standing over him after being kicked in the groin. But, it is possible that you could irrepairably damage him and reduce his ability to have children. And, even though it may be consentual, if damage occurs, you do run the risk (albeit small) of an assult lawsuit. So, I'm not saying you are fucked in the head, just wondering if this might be a dangerous plan you're considering. Write me back if you want; tell me I'm fucked in the head if you want, or ignore this whole post altogether.kicking is too dangerous... I prefer that you slap them and pull and squeeze them while i masturbate... can you send a pic if you are interested
posted by Evil Twin at 12:12 AM
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I have received angry replies from people in the past who think this is some kind of joke. I am 100% serious. If this isn't your thing, please just move on. This is already embarassing to begin with, hence the need to post anonymous ads online. I don't need you to tell me I'm a sicko or a freak.
Now that that's out of the way... I kind of have a fetish for clown costumes. Basically, I like to wear a clown costume during sex. I put on makeup and a big red nose. I go all out. I want to find a man that won't mind being with a woman who is dressed as a clown and wouldn't mind being dominated a little. I'm not going to whip and beat you or anything. Just tell you what to do a little bit. Ride you. I like to be on top. I also have a strap-on that I like to use, but it's probably asking a bit much to find a man that enjoys being fucked by a girl in a clown suit. LOL. I won't push it, but if you also are into strap-ons that's a HUGE plus +++ for you. Anyway, I'd just be happy to find a guy who is interested in having sex with a girl in a clown suit.
I have pictures of myself both in and out off my clown suit, although when we are together you will only see me as a clown. I am hesitant to post my pictures here because I don't want to find a guy who just wants to do this because I am attractive. It would be better for both of us if you shared this fantasy or were at least a little interested. I will be happy to answer any questions you might have. Just let me know if you are interested and we can trade pics and take it from there.i am a freak ansd interested .
never done something that wild , but i am game .
would be nice to try .Hi there-
I appreciate people who are unique, and wearing a
clown sex while having sex is definately unique. I'd
be totally up for it, and ready to let you praactice
light domination on me. I've never tried strap-ons,
but I'm willing to give it a try. I've got an open
mind for everything, so why not?
I am 29 years old, 5'" tall, 140 lbs, have short
blonde hair, green eyes, and a slender body. I'm
drug/disease free, clean, discreet, and willing to
wear protection.
I'm attaching a pic of me, and I'd love to see one of
you. Let me know what you think!
-StevenNo fuckin' way! There's actually other people into this? So here I am thinking I'm the only person who wants to screw a clown. Seriously though people always laugh when I tell them I want to bone a hot chick clown. I guess I should say a little about myself...I'm actually pretty normal, the boy next door type, live alone on the northside, want to have sex with a clown, and I think I'm pretty damn handsome 5''8 150# brown hair and eyes, glasses, clean shaven etc...If you wanna see a pic I can send one along but its kinda old and I look all different now....
oh yeah what kind of clown are you, happy, sad, silly, slapstick, balloon animals, perverted etc?actually, this sounds kinda interesting. i think i'd
be up for it. send me pics and i'll get back to you.hmmm. gotta say, ive really never heard of this one before - but to tellthe truth, i am a bit intrigued. maybe a bit more than a bit, actually.
i do enjoy some kind of role playing scenes - i like to switch, and being dominated a bit is always a good time - lol - and i am into some anal play - i love love love my anal beads, so a strap on - a gentle strap on, mind you - should be the next logical step.
as to the pics, heck, i dont really care what you look like without the clown suit - a pic with the clown suit would be nice, but send me a pic without only if you think you must.
so yes, i am very interested - ive got a nce smile on my face as i write this, honestly im thinking "clown suit? hmmmm - OK, why not?" - so lets chat some and take it from there -
xo, d.hi there again -
sorry to bother you with more email ( i'm sure you've gotten a few responses...) but i just wanted to say that i have benthinking about this all damn weekend - and i am really really really excited by the idea of it. i have even gone to the web and lookied up some clown porn, lol.
serioously, the more ithink about this, the more i think i'd enjoy it, a lot. so if you're still looking, id love to hear back - thanks so much, and good luck -
d.I'm sure you're getting flooded with e-mails from all kind of freaks...well I'm recently free from a relationship looking to have some fun, I've never had clown sex before but think it would be HOT!!! I'm 6'5", toned-smooth body, brown hair, steel blue eyes, willing to do what it takes to satisfy you. I love oral, different positions (standing up is favorite while holding a woman up), and I love giving multiple orgasms. 100% guarantee- so far- I haven't been with a woman who hasn't had multiple orgasms.....let's make it happen---RickWow -
That sounds like fun actually. Now I have nothing for
or against clowns, but your imagination is what I like
about it. I think it would be sexy as all and quite
erotic too. I even like the fact that the costume will
hide you a bit making it more intriguing, and
exciting.
Now about strapons. Well, truth be told I am straight
and never had one, however, I would love to try it, I
think. If you had a small one that would be cool as my
butt is small. ;-)
Anyway, I am for real and just an all around average
guy looking for something different and let me say
this is different and cool. I have been reading these
ads for a few months now and this is the second one I
am responding to. Of course, the first one got me
nowhere.
I am sending my picture so please send your in return.
So Ms. Clown, lets have some fun!
- j -hi,
I just read your post on [the adult personals], I to would like
to try this fetish, I've always been interested in
this since a few years ago when I saw this eposide on
HBO's real sex,
Anyways I'm 28,5'10 160lbs,medium build,blue eyes,
I would like to trade pics if your interested?
well let me know,
jimHi,
I thought your ad was pretty sexy, I like your creativity. I am 6'1 28 200 with brown eyes and hair, drug and disease free, and on the north side. Dominant women turn me on and I think it would be hot to obey commands from a clown, and let her use a strap-on with me.
Interested?That was an AWESOME post… A Clown suit?? To be honest, I’ve never had the notion. But I have to admit that I got pretty turned on reading your ad!
Can you tell me more about the clown suit? (Seriously) What does it look like? Do you have a wig too? …what color? White face make-up?? Tell me more. PLEASE let me see the picture of you in the clown suit. I have to tell you, I’m REALLY getting turned on thinking about this.
Do you prefer to be the only one in a costume? Or could the guy (me?) where something too? No big deal either way, just curious.
I am DEFINITELY interested in hearing more about this from you. Honestly, I can’t believe how turned on I’m getting thinking about this. I hope you’re serious.
And about the other thing you mentioned… That would be a huge plus for me too! +++
I’m about 5’11” 200-210# good shape (strong), white, what else? Just ask, I can tell you more when I hear from you.
You can email me back hear after you read this.
Hope to hear from you soon!
-D
PS- DO NOT be embarrassed at all about this! I think it’s great; whatever turns you on… the more unique the better.
- DaveOh my g-d, it's my dream come true... there is an office near me where clowns work and I have developed a secret fetish for the clown outfit, especially when worn by a curvy woman (funny and sexy at the same time). For the past month or so I have fantasized about being with one of the girls that works there while she's in her clown outfit... something just gets me going about the idea.
I don't have a pic on this computer as I am work now, but I can send you one later when I return to my home computer. In the meantime, I'm 30 y.o., 6'1", 185 lbs, brown hair and eyes, fit and attractive (or so I'm told). I would really love to hear back from you and hopefully we can get together soon for some clowning around.
-BHoly Sweet Jesus, that is a good ad! I'm sure you're being flooded
with
replies as I write this, but here goes nothing:
I'm a 32 year-old video editor that just moved to Chicago at the end of
last
month, I've been here maybe 30 days so far, but I've got a nice
apartment
in Logan's Square and a couple of good friends. I've also got a couple
of
faraway girlfriends, one of whom wants to peg me. I've told her I'll
consider it, but (as these are "relationships" in the loosest sense,
and
everything's open) I think she'd be pleasantly surprised if I met a
cute
clown for some exploration.
Please, please, by all means, feel free to wear the costume the entire
time
you're here. If any of my neighbors see you enter the building, well,
you're certainly not here for anything illicit. How could you be?
You're a
clown!
About me some more: I'm 6'1", 185 lbs, cute boyish, fit, sort of look
like
a grown-up version of Speed Racer.
Enclosed are some photos. In the photo-strip one I'm on the right,
gargling
vodka tonic.
Hope to hear from you soon,
-a.hey there, wow, awesome in one word...would love to
met you, very discrete fun guy here....no problem
finding dates but my kinky (strap on) turns a lot of
females off..clean dd free great guy, well thats up to
you
lets see if you are interested.
martinBut I do. It's a fetish, not a whim or a joke or a
game. You have a true fetish. This is what it take to
make you happy and at the same time you are ashamed of
it but you can't help it because IT IS A FETISH. I
understand. I am sorry that soooo many others have
made fun of you. I won't because I understand the
nature of what you need. You did mention a strap-on
didn't you? Do you wear the big shoes also? I don't
have a problem with your desire, yes it is different
but that's what makes you special and I like special
people. Myself I might be too old for you, but I am in
shape and am VERY understand of ritualistic behavior.
I am in Chicago, I hope you write back, but if you
don't keep this in mind, while your desire may subside
for a while it will come back just like it allways
does, so keep this note and contact me when it does.
That way you won't have to feel the shame cycle.
Old enough to be your dadDon't feel weird or anything Sweetie. You have a fetish and fetishes are very healthy as long as they do not cause physical harm which yours does not. I have a fetish for role play myself. I've never thought of clown sex, but I am very much interested since you placed the idea in my brain. Were you looking to do this now or later. I am very much for real. Send me a picture and you wil get mine.
Woodyi have had sex witha female elvis personator before in costume,it was
hot.i have also been curious about the strap on deal.i have a lover who
wants to do it to me,but would like some experience first.let me know
if you are still looking.cWell, after reading your post, I would have to say, yes, I am curious (and interested) to know what it would be like to do it with woman dressed up like a clown. Everything you mentioned in your post sounds like fun, including the strap on J
I’m 5’9”, 175lbs, 25, blondish hair, green eyes, college educated, live in Lincoln park, work in the loop. I’m easy going and just looking to experience all the life has to offer.
Check out the pics and let me know what you think, I hope to hear back from you
-bI love the clown costume idea. I love clowns and I have always had a fantasy about having sex with one. It's a turn on and kind of a childhood dream of mine. I dont mind the strap-on. I have never had one before, yet I have always been curious about it. A clown (woman) taking me from behind. I am definately interested in trying this out, always up for something new and exciting. Just the thought of it has parked a smile on my face. I am 29yo, 5'11'' 165lbs. Brn hair and eyes and in great shape. Hit me back if you would like to see me. I can send you some pics so you can put a face to this. I would love to see you in the clown costume. As far as out of the costume that can wait. I am patient. Thanks Rob.Hi there,
The Clown suit is fine. Want me as i or should I be tarzan or something. I love the fact that you think outside the box....so I definitely in the for clown suit.
I bet you have other innovative ideas that have benefitted you in the past.I would have never thought I would be seriously
considering this but I'll give anything a shot. So
how does this all work? Is it just normal sex with a
clown suit on or more to it? I'm surprisingly
interested.Hi,
First of all, let me assure you that I don't think this is a joke. Your fantacies are are your fantacies and I respect that. We all have certain things that turn us on and off. Second of all, while the idea of you being in a clown suite is a little weird to me, I do like the rest of your post. I've had a fantasy of being with a woman who'd use a strap on on me and dominating me. Not all the way, like pinching my balls, or whatever else people do. I just need someone to tell me what to do, mainly because women know better than anyone else how to get off and I like pleasing and in no way am I a mind reader.
That said, I am a 28 year old single male. Pic is attached. I know that physical attraction is important, so take a look at that pic. If you like what you've seen and read here, let me know. Looking forward to hearing from you.
Gino
P.S. The clown suit... could be fun :)Swear to God (I'm sure you know he was the most famous clown of his day 25 years ago?). He's like a third cousin once removed or something.
I've hooked up with a couple other girls who were into "plushies". One got dressed up like some sort of Japanese anime character, another was a Peanuts character. To each his own, it was still fun. Met each through some friends and we had a nice time. Haven't tried the strap on thing, but....? A little domination could be fun too.
I'm a bit older, 40. Nice looking, professional, available later tonight. Can tell you more, but either way I'd be interested in seeing your pics.
CWell, it certainly sounds like you've a big challenge on your hands - with an offer like that and looks like that you are incredibly desireable. So as not to waste anymore, let me tell you a bit about myself and you can decide if you are interested.
I am 33yo SWM. I am clean, disease free and obviously will be discreet. I am professional, well spoken and a english gentleman. I am somewhat submissive and love to be told what to do. I am completely open to you using a strap-on on me - if you do it in the clown suit, all the better!
Well, my pic is attached. The choice is yours
- RHThis sounds way cool and adventurous!!! i would love
to spend some time with you! I have also been known to
have a strap on utilized in me :-)
I am an attractive single white male, 35 years old,
about 6 feet tall with a muscualr build, blond hair
and blue eyes. Seriously this sounds like a total
blast and I am getting hard thinking about it!!!
I am on the nw side. When were you looking to get
together? I am free all weekend and also have a very
flexible schedule during the week.
Please let me know and perhaps we can exchange pics!!
Sincerely,
Stevethats so fucking hot i think it would be wonderful to blow a big fat load all over your pretty clown face sorry but u have no pics but you wont be dissappointed i am a twenty year old whit male and would love to meet right now where are you from i am not fat well built blond hair blue eyes and ready for some nsa funOf course. You have any idea how long I've wanted to have sex with a woman in a clown costume. I'm serious too. It's not a joke, i've really had this on my mind for a long long time. I'm 28 year old male 5 ft 7 155 white male blond blue shaved. If you're serious, get back to me with everything I need to know or should know. Also maybe a phone number or something would help so that I can call you. Hope to hear from you.Hello!
I must admit,that I am intrigued by your clown fantasy. Dressing up in something different while having sex is always hot.I am 100% honest,when I say that I'd be interested in trying this with you,after I get to know you a bit.
I do like to be dominated,but no whips or chains.I think this would be great fun coming from a hot babe in a clown suit! I also do have a strap-on fantasy.....never done that,but am willing,as long as its not too big! LOL . I have in the past had my lover use a smaller vibrator on me,and wow! What a great orgasm it leads to!
One question I do have....do you wear the colored hair too as part of your outfit?
I really think this would be hot if you have a nice body to go along with the clown suit!
About me...I'm a SWM,age 37 in Milwaukee. I can travel.If you are interested,and want to know more,I will send you a pic or two.
Thanks!hi, i saw your ad in craigslist and it caught my attention...i've
actually
always had a clown fetish as well or at least had the fantasy of some
sort
of clown interaction in the sexual department...it came from this one
clown
porno i saw and...but nevermind....anyway i don't find it weird i like
the
idea that people are still experimenting with different ideas these
days.
the whole strap on idea has always been one of my fantasies, getting
fucked
by a girl, it's hot!...i'd be interested in setting something up, maybe
just
a one time deal or maybe a regular thing...but hit me back and we'll go
from
there...thanks for your time.I like your posting. It sounds like an arousing time. I would love to meet you.
Your request for wearing a clown outfit isn't strange at all. I had a friend in college who's bf got off by wearing the schools mascot head while having sex with her. Same type of thing. I don't find that unusual at all.
So if your interested in a 36 white male from Lincoln Park, I'd like to find out more. I'll include my picture. If you like it, please do get back in touch with me. I'd love to see you in your clown outfit in person, but will equally enjoy a picture for now.
As far as the strap on? well, patience my friend
BarryHey, I am terrified of clowns so I cant think of a better more positive way to get over my phobia than what you are suggesting.
I wouldnt mind doing anything you want or suggested.
I am good looking, clean, nice body, well mannured and just an over all great guy.
Write me back and help me get over my fright
Jamie 32Sounds like alot of fun indeed. Dressing up like catwoman etc turns me on, female clowns no problem. Anyway please write back if you want my pic, I'm 32y.o., muscular, SWM with facial hair, uncut, European.Wow, I'm really intrigued. I've never heard of that particular kink before. I kinda like fucking while wearing my Darth Vader helmet and a leather coat sometimes. I would love to squirt you with my seltzer bottle and throw a cream pie in your face.
If you want to get together for some crazy dress-up sex, let me know. I am 29, 5'11", 170#, short brown hair, glasses, pretty good-looking, 'ya know, just a regular kinda guy looking for some fun with a cool girl, or clown, whatever the case may be. There's no weird back-story here, I don't want to pee on you, or take pictures of you, just want to do some good old-fashioned scrumpin' with plenty of foreplay and licking, I love going down on girls and feeling them come on my face while I nibble on your clit. I am off all day Monday and would love a dirty afternoon rendezvous, If not Monday, some other time perhaps?
-SteveDoes Bozo also suck cock? Cumming in a mouth while looking down at
that makeup and clown nose would be mindblowing? I'd love to see what
you'd look like (especially with the outfit, as that's how you'd be
fucked.)I am very serious. I can see how you would get hell for it, but it sounds hot to me. I am up for the strap on as well. (I have never taken a strap on before, but I also have never fucked around with a clown either). I did dress up in college as a clown more than a few weekends, so I know the great feeling that it brings in being totally uninhibited. I can't send pics through [the adult personals] as they are too big, but if you reply and are interested, I can forward whatever you want to see. I am a 29 year old athletic gent in Lincoln Pk that is up for some hot times. Reply if interested..
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I am posting in this forum because I'm looking for something very unique. To cut to the chase, I want to be slapped around. I like rough sex and I haven't been fucked properly in a long while. If you are interested in this, let me tell you what you are getting yourself into. I like to be dominated. Not tied up or gagged or dressed in leather, I liked to be told what to do. If you have a strong hand with me I will always obey. I'm looking for someone who will fuck me hard, boss me around and from time to time, slap me. There is nothing quite like it. The pain is a big turn on. The orgasms I can have are mind-blowing. I don't want to be beaten up but I am searching for a guy who will know when the time is right and slap me hard. I like being slapped on the ass too but this is probably my limit. If things really work out between us I might let you choke me while we fuck but we'll see. Write to me and tell me what you would do to me. I want to know I am choosing someone who will do this right.35 year old, white, 5'8, 200 lbs (not fat, muscular type), buzzed head in town at West Palm currently relocating from California. Love to have you come over (or me to you) no names, totally discreet, walk in, I grab hold of you firmly and pull you next to me.........my hands wrap around your ass and pull you into the firmness in my pants...you feel me against your pelvic bone and try to push away but I pull you harder telling you to drop to your knees...you refuse at first so I force you onto your knees while removing my cock...I tell you to take it in your mouth and you say NO.....NO??? I reach around the back of your head and pull your head closer, your mouth opens and takes my 7 inches all the way (you gag slightly) as you tell me NO again..you can't, etc.....I start to fuck your mouth but need more so I push you back on the bed and begin to remove your clothes...you struggle as I remove your panties and I slap you across your ass...mmmm......your ass is hanging over the edge of the bed as you lie on your stomach.....I spread your cheeks and begin to eat your pussy...again you say no...I slap you across your ass again and now force my cock inside you as you struggle.......twisting and turning my hands slowly circle your neck and I begin to apply pressure as I fuck you hard, deep and long...............................My phone number is..You would answer the door and let me in. I would say only "Take me to the bedroom" once there, I would sit on the edge of the bed and tell you to undress, telling you exactly what to take off in what order. When you are completely naked, you will step back and wait for my approval. I will tell you to take my pants off and rub my semi-hard cock. "Lick it" I say, and you comply. "Suck it" I say, and you comply. As you move up and down my shaft, I firmly hold your head as I bounce it hard up and down. When I am good and hard, I stop you and I bend you over a chair or the bed or whatever is handy. I enter you from behind and slap your ass as I pound your wet pussy. Stopping before I blow my load and with you on the edge of a massive orgasm, I throw you to the bed and make you beg for more. "Please fuck me" you say. I slap your face. "Beg me" I say. And you plead again "Please fuck me hard" I slap you again and slam into your engorged pussy with your ankles on my shoulders and I finish the job. Once I've blown my load, you lick my body until I begin to feel aroused, you suck me back to a fully erect state and climb on top and ride me until I come again, as you ride, I slap your breasts and ass, continually commanding you to ride me harder. When you are about to come I pull you closer by your hair until your face is next to mine and bite you hard on the cheek until you cry out in pain. If you ask me to stop I slap you again. I make you ride me until I finish. When I'm done, you thank me and I leave.
Like it? Let me know.I'm a selective dominant man who enjoys role playing and being verbal. I'm into discipline and control. I will not beat you up harm or bruise you but I will slap your face, insult you, pull your hair and manhandle you. Will hold you down and lift your skirt and call you a cock tease and a slut and threaten you with turning you into my whore and I your pimp. I will tell you how if you don't let me have your way with you I will return with a group of men and gangbang you. I'm very imaginative and love talking nasty while I slowly break down your resistance. I like also humiliating you by making you suck your thumb, stand on the corner or simply bend over and showing me your ass. I can go on telling you more but first I want to know what you think of this so far. I'm a stocky, 35 yr old 6ft 245lbs chubby guy so if you're not into being dominated by a big burly masculine guy then I'm prob not for you. I also have a daddy complex so would greatly enjoy playing a naughty husky daddy if you're into that role. All these things are just some of the things I can get into, it is not a complete list. Nothing is a requirement either I will respect your limits if we decide we do have enough common ground to pursue this.
please reply even if just to say not a matchOk Im sure you are getting mobbed with replies, but read my entire reply to you...I am a VERY VERY experienced Dominant male, I have been in the lifestyle for 14+ years...I am 37 years old...single white male, blonde with green/blue eyes
I am VERY skilled in bondage, breath play and slap play, ass, breasts and face.
It is a VERY delicate balance what you seek, and mentally is the hardest part of it, to bring you/get you there mentally so you crave it as much as breath itself, and when it happens you CUM so hard you cant catch your breath.
If this is what your looking for and more, and are serious Reply backThe Chain Trick…. A delicious dessert for two.
Ingredients: A length of chrome plated ¼” proof coil chain.
Rubbing alcohol.
Dish soap.
‘Personal’ Lube
Willing and sexually adventurous woman of legal age.
SERVES TWO (Or more if you play well with others.)
As served by the best Kinks of Europe.
“Memorable” – The Exotic Review. “Gripping’ - US Snooze and Weird Report
“Unbelieveable” - KneesWeak magazine. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH” - Neighbors
“I saw 5 Stars” – Sally Jesse Raaaaphael “6 Minute Orgasm” - KeLLiColt
Prepare length of chain: Wash it in dish soap and rinsing it in alcohol. Wash off the alcohol in warm water. You want it clean and sterile. It doesn’t hurt to have it slightly warm too. Wrap it in a towel… you’ll need the towel later. Set the wrapped chain aside.
Prepare Willing Wench of legal age. Note: Personal tastes and techniques vary. Do what works best for you. Wench should be happy and secure. Wench should be excited and feeling playful. Wench likely has NO IDEA how strong this will be. Neither do you. Have fun with that! Warm up Wench. Lick her clit, tickle her g-spot (it’s going to be really tickled later.) Kiss her and tease her. Get her wet. If she’s multiorgasmic (lucky you!) let her cum a few times. Little orgasms at this point are perfect.
Now combine previously prepared chain and warmed Willing Wench and serve.
Use lube.
Use more lube.
Serving: Spread Wench. Knees up, ankles at her sides, lying on her back. Place a pillow under her if it helps make her birth canal open. Use lube.
Slowly insert the chain link by link. Caution: you can pinch delicate folds between the links if you are not careful. Fact of the matter is…you probably will. If you go slow it will be a tiny pinch. To avoid pinching use lots of lube and slip each link into the one that preceded it (it will become obvious quickly how that’s done.). Have fun with it. Insert the first few links as far as you can easily reach with one finger. They will move back as the latter links follow. The chain slowly fills and stretches her vagina. There are few nerves ending in the muscular walls of the vagina. These are rarely stimulated even during sex. This stretching introduces new sensations which can be quite powerful.
USE LUBE. Liberally. (That’s why you brought the chain in a towel. Use the towel under her. Some lubes stain – especially on satin. Don’t ask; trust me on this.)
The sensations you are creating are very much like those induced by ‘fisting’. The advantage of the chain is that you don’t have to pass a large fist through the vaginal opening. There are some other advantages; she can move around more. That can be fun too. Try different positions when the chain is inside her. Let her roll on her side or on to her tummy. She may be able to walk with the chain inside her; that’s very interesting!
Note on how much chain to use. You won’t know in advance how much she can take. Buy a couple of different lengths; 2’, 3’ and 4’. They’re cheap (about $1.50/foot) and you’ll find lots of ways to play with the different lengths. Some women can’t take more than 2 feet. Some can. A four foot chain makes an interesting toy for two women to share.
Be playful. Lick her clit as you’re inserting the chain. Rub her g-spot as the link goes in. Stop every now and then and insert your finger alongside the chain. Interesting isn’t it? Tight too! Rub her g-spot again. And again. Lick, rub, insert… find your own rhythm.
She will want to cum.
Don’t let her. Tell her to wait. It gets better.
Much better.
When you’ve got all the chain that feels comfortable to you both folded and molded inside her begin to bring her closer to the peak. Don’t rush it. Take your time. Enjoy it. She will. Let her fall back from the edge…. And help her climb up again.
Let her squeeze down against the chain.
Lick her and play with her g-spot until you believe that she cannot stand it any more.
PULL THE CHAIN OUT. Do it in one continuous and rapid motion. Be prepared for her to squirt. (Towel under her is important.)
Lay the chain on her tummy where she can feel the weight against her uterus. (Isn’t it astonishing how hot it is?!)
Move immediately to where you can hold her. Hold her through the shaking after quakes. (Don’t worry if she won’t talk for a while; some women faint.) Keep cuddling her for about 10 minutes. If you touch her clit she may explode. Wait.
She may insist on sleeping with the chain under her pillow. It’s only natural. She may fall in love with it. Lucky you.
hey...my name is Joe and i just wanted to let you know that I am totally into what you are looking for. MY g/f allowed me to slap her around but I did not enjoy it because i knew that she wasnt into it. I would love for you to be sucking my cock and pull your head back by your hair and slap you in the face a few times and tell you what a bad job of sucking cock you are doing. I would love to degrade you and call you a stupid bitch while im pounding you with my fat cock and slapping you accross the face.....ummmmmmmm FUCK!!!!!
I'm 32 M Miami and I am very interested.....please send me a pic if you are interested and I will send mine.
Take Care, Joe.I love crazy rough sex. My last girlfriend and i would have trouble walking the next day after a great night of hard sex. I love to be bitten and have a woman dig her nails into me while I ram my hard cock insode of her hot wet pussy. I love to pull hair and play with your ass to make you extra hot and make your pussy explode with that much more excitement.Hope to hear back. will send pic at request...trust me, no dissappointments.i would love to fuckin abuse you
i would give it to u rough
grab ur clit with my teeth
bite your ass
grab your hair
fuck u hard
tell u what to do
fuck ur face and hold your face on my dick
just make u mine
posted by wicked femme at 6:34 PM
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I would have posted this in casual encounters, but it's all spam in there.
I want you to please me... front and back. You can start by licking my wet pussy... pull hard on my clit... fuck me with your tongue... slowly make your way to my ass and slide your tongue in... swirl it around. After I cum and my pussy is tight and wet for you, I want you to slide your cock in and go deep. Make me feel all of you inside me. Make it hurt. Make me cum over and over again.
If you have any other ideas I'd love to hear them. I get so hot when a man tells me how he is going to make me cum. If you have a wife or girlfriend who can watch you fuck me, even better. Mmmm...
This is completely NSA, but if you can fuck me right I will certainly be calling you for repeat business. I don't have time to waste replying to emails without a pic. Cock shots are great, but if you are going to send one please include a face pic as well. I look forward to hearing from you.OK. that's the story:
we are 2 europeans who are leaving town tomorrow, so
we are looking for someone to spend the hurricane with
for tonight. we are both 25 and we are both willing to
fulfill all of your wishes
if you will be fast enough, then we'll see you tonight
niv & runOoohhh! Two of you. Do you guys also play with each
other (hint: I like to watch) or is the focus on me?hi
just to be acquired, my friend has left and I've
stayed for know (the 1 on the bike)
call me: 954 292xxxx
looking forward eating you....
yamI would love to give you a try. I have a portable fucking machine I can bring with me that you can try out. My wife loves it. All different size dildo's for it. It really makes her cum over and over again.
RobHi there. Thanks for replying to my post. The fucking machine sounds like it might be fun. Is your wife willing to watch?I will have to ask her and get back to you on that.
However if she does not you are still welcom to
experience the machine.
I would watch. but no interaction with me is
necessary.
RobertHowd you like this 7 1/2 long 6 round cock in every
hole? I'm 26 white male 5'10 210 short blond hair
hazel eyes goatee I can send a face pic after you
respond, I'm working all day today and hope to hear
from you soonIs that in inches or centimeters? Do you have a pic in
which you are erect?When will u be ready for my tongue and cock.Hi there. Thanks for replying to my post. Do you have
any other pics? That one is a little small and sort of
looks like a mug shot. Creepy. A cock pic would be
much appreciated.how about me putting a strap-on so I can fuck you in
the ass and the pussy
at the same time, this is a fantasy of mine maybe
you can fill it ;-) I get turned on fucking girls in the ass, and I love to lick pussy for hrs. I just
moved here from LA, so it would be great to have a
play toy! The pic is from
two weeks ago when I was in Spain. I have all kinds of toys and I have a
fuck mirror behind my bed so you can watch yourself
;-) Are you shaven, its
looks like it :-) And yes I have two different girls
that would watch and
join if you like. I'll talk to you soon
--
Chad [last name withheld]Sounds interesting. I've actually never had that done
before. Any chance you could send me a pic of yourself
wearing the strap-on? If I like it, I'll be sure to
make it worth your while. ;) Kisses!
Hi Flower,
All what you ask for I can do it with my 6" and half BAMBOO, which can
grow to 7".5 if you can excite me to the right point. I have to
beautiful apple with it and my ex girls friend took it into her big mouth and
was loving to make love to me again and again. She couldn't stay
without being married and her husband didn't know how to satisfy his wife.
So if you find my message being what you're looking for I'm and will be
for you when you want night and day.
My profile.
I'm a 45years old man but very healthy, CLEAN, disease FREE, Italian
American, 5'11", Braun eyes, 175lbs, no fat, very sexy (My ex told me
that I have a BAMBOO and my legs very sexy and exciting, that it gave her
the will to suck me all the time).
We can experiment all what we have in mind, and elaborate it with the
time.
I send you a pic which was taken at the beach and hope that it will
click to go in the garden of love and sex, which is very important to me.
I dream already to do what you asked for, and my Bamboo is already
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
See you
Aldo
PS:Are you healthy, HIV FREE and clean" Don't be upset if I ask because
it's a very important point to show you that I respect and I'm very
responsible about not transmitting disease to my partner.Hi. What the hell are you talking about? BAMBOO? Do
you mean bamboo like the tree or is that what you call
your little winky? Please clarify this for me because
the rest of your email sounds great. ;) Kisses! VERY NICE HONEY I'D LOVE TO PLAY WITH THAT PUSSY OF
YOURS ANND LICK YOUR
ASS, BEFORE I SLIDE MY COCK IN BOTH LETS TALK
BABY AND HOOK UP SOON, 5'8 185
GREEN EYES WITH BLOND HAIR HOPE YOU LIKE AND WANT TO
PLAYOooh! Cute ass, honey! I loooooove the uniform too!
Ummm... I have to ask you something. Have you ever had
a girl use a strap-on on you? I've done it a couple
times and I love the feeling of being in control. The
men enjoyed it equally. If you would let me wear your
uniform while I fuck you with a strap-on I promise I
will make all your dreams come true and more!Hi.
I'm interested in the idea. Your body seems to have
been designed for "love sport". Are you real? I've
responded to ads that were spam bots so I will send a
picture since you seem to be real. Please email me if
you think we could chill and have fun.
C. I'm very real and you're absolutely right about my body. I'm made for fucking. How about a cock pic?hi,
I have to take one. I'll send you one tomorrow.
Don't you want to see my face?
In what area do you live? There's no need. You're going to be wearing my pussy
as a hat. ;)WHats going on?? I'm in s.fla, heres a pic of me,
if you like..reply, we
take it from there.Are you stoned in that pic? Fuckin right! I love 420!
Can you bring some?Thank You
Daryl xxxxxx
Account Executive
xxxxxxxx xxxxxx, xxx
xxxx Sheridan Street, Suite xxx
Hollywood, FL 33021
Toll Free: 800-xxx-xxxx x1588
Direct Line: 954-xxx-xxxx
Fax: 305-xxx-xxxx
Cell: 954-xxx-xxxx
Email: darylxxxxxx@xxxxxxxx.comOooh! Account Executive? I have a fantasy about
kneeling under a guy's desk at work and sucking his
dick. After that I want you to push everything off the
desk onto the floor and fuck me right there. What do
you think?If i didn't have a cubicle that would be nice but where else could we in public experience some good sucking and fucking im hard just typing this email
love to lick your moist wet pussy let me know hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmWrite to me 30 married guy 5'11, 170 lbs, brown hair and eyes
NSA here. Will send pic if you reply.Hi there. Now that you know I'm not a spam bot are you
going to send me a pic? Is your wife willing to watch?
If so, please send a pic of her as well.Hey thanks for responding... unfortunatley... she won't watch.
This
would just be between you and me.... very discreet. Where are you
from? ...
I'm only available during the daytime and during the week. So tell
me more
about you and what you're thinking of.
Can chat on the phone sometime if you'd like.
Here's my pic... please send me yours.... but it has to be attached
and
sent to my other screen name... [withheld]. Not made for chatting. :)
Please
send yours and we'll chat soon. It's too bad she won't watch. I absolutely love it
when a wife watches her husband give it to me. It's
the exhibitionist in me. Perhaps you have a cute
female friend who is up to the task? I also have a
digital video camera. We can record our fun. It might
be fun to get a hotel room on the beach and fuck in
front of the window for everyone to see. Kisses!Yea, it stinks my wife isn't into it... but that's okay. We can
still have
our own fun.
I like the idea of doing it in front of the window.... that can be
hot...
Voyeurism is very sexy.... watching you masturbate would be hot too.
Not
sure about the video camera thing... LOL. Being married an all, you
can
understand. This has to be very discreet.
So, you never told me where you're located. I'm in Ft Lauderdale so
maybe
the hotel can be half way. Send me some pics of you....i want to see
your face.
Attach it to [withheld]. What did you think of my pics.
When are you thinking of doing this? Let's chat on the phone....so we
can
get to know each other... give me your number.
talk to you soon.
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I think this may be unusual, but I'm hoping there's someone else out there who has tried it before. I have never done this. I saw a movie once where a guy was licking a girl's armpit. It was really weird, but kind of turned me on. I have very sensitive armpits and I think this would probably feel good. I don't know if I want to mention this to my boyfriend because he'll think I'm nuts. I want to try it with someone else first. I also think I want to try having you fuck my armpit. You can put your penis there and I can put my arm at my side and you could sort of move it around in there like you're fucking me. I would wax before trying this so I would be very smooth. I am otherwise very committed to my boyfriend so this will not involve normal sex. Just fulfilling a mutual fantasy. Please tell me I'm not crazy! I don't expect everyone to send a pic right away, but I will definitely need to see one before I consider meeting you. JennaYOUR NOT NUTS ITS RELLY GRAT WAY TO GET OFF I LL CAN LICK IT AND FUCK IT CALL ME LETS TALK FIRST 786 412 xxxxhi.. do you ever cum to detroit..??Is this for real or an advertisement of some kind?Hi Jenna,
I'm glad you posted today. I think any part of your body that is sensitive can be an erogenous zone and deserves to be explored. I find the idea and scenario (tantalizing), licking and playing with your smooth armpit, very arousing. Like you, I've thought about playing with that area before but never approached my girlfriend. More about me: Latin professional male, clean cut, exercise regularly, college educated, drug & disease free, easy-going, positive attitude, discreet, respectful, willing to try new things. Some stats: 35 yrs, 5'10, 185lbs, brown hair, hazel eyes. If you're interested, I'd love to hear from you. Let's explore the possibilities and fulfill our curious minds.
WillHi. Read your ad, and you're not a freak. I'm sure there are worse out there.
I am clean, and am very interested in helping you with your request. I'm 27 and live in Coral Springs.
If you're interested, EMail me back and we'll go from there.sounds cool!! im also committed and dont want "normal" sex. but using your arm sounds wild. i f you seriously want to meet, we can discuss details to see if we are close enough and our times mesh. then i will be happy to send some picsHere is a pic of myself, if you like it e-mail me back
and we can get to know each other better. YOU AREN'T
CRAZY.... just a little wierd.will you be nude ?jessica I will be flying in to Kansas City from FT Lauderdale I will be there all week. would like to hook up with you . we will have fun. Jenna,
Sounds interesting and not crazy...licking is good. I'm a single guy in
south beach in my 40's and in good shape...not a sleaze or anything.
Let me know and i will send you a pic. we can meet for a drink first
and
then decide.
Lno you are not crazy baby
I used to think that hair in the armpit was weird and then I saw that my girl left it there for a while and then it kind of turned me on to kiss her armpits while she had not shaved them and it was not smelly or anything but during sex I loved to lick that area and fuck her at the same time and just kiss all that area and it was so fucking cool. I went to Rhodes last year and I saw that all those Greek girls did not shave
too much there and I got very turned on by that and it was something that I thought to be weird or unsanitary but if you are clean, you are clean!!!! so...not weird@@@
go for it baby.... try the hairy armpit with your guy once see what happens.. best
regards from me...
Robb----keep an open mind to life!!!Hi there...I think your fetish is strange but normal.....i would love
to thrust my penis into your armpit and explode all over your skin....i
live in miami thoughHi Jenna,
If your add is for real and I don' thave to tell my girl friend either;
I
would be up for it.
Feel free to e-mail me if you would need more information about me.
Thanks and I hope to talk to you soon,
Max--
Using Opera's revolutionary e-mail client: http://www.opera.com/mail/Hey,
I read your post on CL, if that's really you, you've got a damn sexy armpit. I've licked 2 AP's in my time, the first girl just giggled, and the 2nd girl totally got off (so you're not alone).
I've never tried Armpit fucking, er armpit making love, but I'll try almost anything once.
I'm sure your inbox is flooded with responses. Good luck fulfilling your fantasy.
IanHi Jenna,
That is a little kinky... but it's only kinky the first time. So I would enjoy getting together with you for some mutual pleasure and making your fantasy come true. If feeling my cock moving against you there and throbbing is arousing for you then I will do that for you. Please tell me more about you. I am located in downtown Ft. Lauderdale. I hope to hear from you soon!
Regards,
Seani read your message and my cock got so hard that was
very hot.Damn girl. Where have you been all my life? 40 MWM 6"2 200 lbs in
Hollywood. Very clean-cut, educated professional with a wild streak to match
your own.
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Sent from my BlackBerry Wireless HandheldI'd love to try it...
Never in a million years would I have thought of it...
But since you have, I'd like to try...
I'm at work now, so thus, no pics. here..
I'll send one when I get home...
VIKTORYou are not crazy at all. I am a very attractive married professional male in my 30's with a nice body. I am very turned on licking my wifes armpit. She thinks it ok but not in love with it. I would love to meet you.sounds pretty safe to me. for real?Can I tap your ass as well?You can tap my ass if I can tap yours. Ever have a girl use a strap-on with you?I'll try almost anything once! Send me a pic a lets hook up! Im in Pomapbo Beach and horny as hell. I would love to release all over you.Hi,
I just read your ad and I got realy hard, I usually don't get hard by reading ads! so I guess if I do fuck your armpit I would get realy horny and cum hard!
Here is my pic
contact me I'm willing to lick and fuck your armpit ! and we can use lub! mmmmm sounds sexy
posted by Evil Twin at 9:26 PM
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This is really weird. I feel like a freak posting this, but I'm going crazy here. Here's the deal. I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob a couple weeks ago. He's a heavy cummer and caught me by surprise. He shot his cum all over my face and some of it went in my nose. I was totally caught off guard and gave a little snort and it kind of bubbled out of my nose. I don't know why, but I just can't stop thinking about that. It makes me feel so dirty, but I get so hot. I'm too embarassed to tell him I liked it so I'm on here looking for a guy to help me out. Basically, I want to give you a blowjob and I want you to cum on my face and in my nose. It has to go in my nose so I can blow little bubbles. You don't have to watch or anything. I just want you to cum in my nose. If this is anything you might be interested in please reply. I don't really care what you look like as long as you have a nice clean cock. You don't have to send a pic right away, but understand that I will need to see one before we arrange to meet.i got hard just ready this, if you like pic of me then get backhere are some pics, i'm on sunrise, would love to cum
on your face and in your nose. hope you like what you
see, i'm available now if your close by. i'm no joke,
7.5" long, 2.5" thick.yeah i'll cum on your face and nose!!!
I'm a latin man 25 years old, let me know if you wanna do this...Yeah its not usual but yet I've always woundered about that. Hit me upHi
I am a clean cut guy and would love to cum in your nose. I have a nice clean cock too. Write back.
Ricki wanna take you
in my mouth
suck you
from toes, to thighs, to your lips
down south
i wanna take you
in my mouth
to drink and taste
and cause your legs to vibrate
at breakfast
u can be the cream
for my coffee
brunch, lunch, and dinner time
you got me
wanting you as my buffet
eat til i am full
taste your blues away
i wanna take you
in my mouth
lick that juice that drips
to your ass from your clit
lick it
suck it
put my whole face in it
then penetrate you
with my hard knock life
make you
say i love you
when i flex and stroke and rotate it right
i found your spot
on leg up the other leg flat
straight up and down
while your lips wrap around
my shaft
and your nails dig in my back
you like that
let me suck on your chest
open those legs up so that you can take the rest
i bet
you didnt know that you could squirt
and no i am not talkin' shit
just comin' to do work
coming to sweat
and drip
and make you do the same
make you squirm
and run
and unknowingly call my name
deeper
as your breathing increases
harder
as your climax reaches
and as you
pour out
and make me cum out
i wanna take you
in my mouthhi i am anthony i am very into it and have some other
oral tricks u will really enjoyI am a goodlooking 27 male living in the miami area. Ive actually had a girl once who liked me to cum in her nose. She was very into the male cum and did feel very dirty by having that done. I would like to talk about it with you further. I have the weekend free so this is something we can pursue. By the way, I do usually shoot a very large load of cum when i ejaculate.I BLOW ENOUGH CUM TO HELP YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE BUBBLES... 32, LATIN, HUNG, VERY CLEAN AND WILL HONOR YOUR REQUEST. I'M THE ONE IN THE PINK SHIRT. JORGEmmmm....the thought of cumming all over you face turns me on. i do
shoot a
large load out of my nice clean dick. anything you would like to
know
just ask......awaiting your response
JCcute little submissive bottom 5'6 155 dark hair smooth body i have a pic if u want oneWell I have to say that this is a new one to me. I've never heard of something like this before, but to each their own! I am a 28 y/o living in miami. 5'10, 165, shaved head, brown eyes, in shape. I love to ge a bj and would be very open to reciprocate should you want that. I am more than willing to make my cum available to you for whatever reason you want. I would be very interested in seeing what you do with it. I'm an open minded guy and always like trying new things out. Let me know if I sound like the type of guy you want to get together with and we will set something up. Thanks.
TOk, I'm responding to this out of pure morbid curiosity that you are an actual person who is actually asking to have this done to you. Oh and also, I love to get blowjobs and give facials, and in this case nosals. I would absolutely love to help out. Let me know if you're interested.Hi,
Call me and we can talk. If your worried about Caller ID then call me from a pay phone.
I would send you a pic and tell you about myself but some many people are full of it on this page so I would rather cut to the chase. I am a clean, healthy, white male and would love to cum on your face and up your nose. Call me and we can talk. If we click then great and if not,,, no harm done.
Call my cell anytime.
Regards,
Alex
PS. when you call just tell me your the girl from [the adult personals].
My no# is 954-816-xxxxi" love to Cum all OVer your face...thas one of my main feddishes.....so i whould be delighted to let you accomplish your fetish...while i accomplish mine...sound like we'll be having a good time...let me know if your really into it...and i'll send you a pic....Damn girl, just tell your man how much you like it. Guys love to cum on a girls face and the nastier the better. If you just want a guy to shoot his cum up your nose, I'd be more than happy to help you out. Matter of fact I'm pretty turned on about the idea of a girl blowing bubbles with her nose. I always liked it when my girl would do it with her mouth.
You've probably been flooded with emails on this, but let me know if you want to give it a try. I'm clean, 5'11" about 210, 30 y.o, white, average size cock, and cum hard when I'm really into it.Unique !!! you can say that again. I never heard of something like
that, but imagination is a great think, and now you got my full attention.
Just tell me how to get in touch with you.
just in case you are wondering
Latin, 37 years old, 185, 5.10"
Lets see the bubbles. !!!hey there,
i saw your posting today and found your request very erotic and hot...
the thought alone did make me hard.
to visualize shooting a big load and aiming the spray up your nosrtils, gets me going.
this may be that this is something that my g/f is not keen on..cum facials...
and is something that i love to do...
but the part with the nose and bubbles. i find very hot...
i am 34 6ft 195lbs
and have a clean shaven cock
i am in pompano
if you would like a pic... no prob..
hope to hear from you.
mark Totally narly! Sign me up babe! 40 MWM 6"2 200 lbs in Hollywood. I'm
ready to fill both nostrils.
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Sent from my BlackBerry Wireless Handheldi read your post an am intrigued. my girlfriend gives me great head,
but won't let me come on her face. i would love to try some time. let
me know what you are looking for.
ben
posted by Evil Twin at 8:27 PM
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I'm glad you made it this far. I know the title is a little strange. I kind of have a thing for my feet. I love it when a man caresses my feet and toes. It just drives me crazy. After you tease me a little I want to give you a foot job. If you don't know what this is it's when I jerk you off using my feet. A few years ago a boyfriend asked me to do this. I thought it was odd, but I did it anyway and absolutely loved it. So... I'm looking for someone who doesn't think this is weird or is a little curious about getting a foot job. I promise if you give me a chance you will absolutely love it too! Please reply with a picture to see more of mine.
I am so your man for this, I'm also 34, athletic white guy, handjobs
and
footjobs are my absolute favorite, I really can't explain it, maybe
it's the
visual....who knows, contact me and we'll go from there...ask me
anything if
you feel like it!I LOVE to fuck and cum on feet. I so sorry, but I don't have any pics
to
show other than ones of ME...no cock shots. I would love to get
together
with you...even tonight if you were up for it.
I love to jerk off on feet, get fucked by feet, suck and lick
toes...whatever you like, i'm into. I'm in downtown Miami. Are you
interested in hearing more? I'd be happy to share.....
Let's talk soon...you are the POST i have been waiting for.
30/brown/blue/6'1"/athletic/loves to have cock touched with feetIm curious to know more about this foot job thing, and maybe even experience it one day. I need another email to send you a pic, so if you do so, I will send my pic. Hope to hear back from you, John.Can i be your foot slave? please? im 20, hispanic and
willing. ill worship your feet for hours, carressing
them and sucking your toes.Well, I would love to get a foot job, you really sound sensuous, I am too
so here is my picture, send me yours and let us have a great time. I love to caress your feet to your hearts content
SincerelySo lets just say we do the foot job which i've never done before but sounds very interesting and good feeling what do u want to do after that? go again with something else? fore play for a while and do something else again? Really interested 19/m here, r u feeling the same as me?hello how are u well what can i say i love feet in
heels snadles and hight heels anything that look sexy
and sexy toes is a must i think your feet are
wonderful am carlos i live in miami i hoe to see more
of you and more of your feet write back soonLoved your posting On [the adult personals] !!! And you have lovely Feet n Toes. i am crazy about feet play and have had many FJ's in the past. i am in town on Business at a hotel on Ft Lauderdale beach and would love a chance to chat further and explore your creative interests.
let me know
Bill
posted by Evil Twin at 6:54 PM
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